To unlock access to the pen, you must first learn the art of withers-ing.

Question 1

Opponent: "Is it wrong to exploit animals for profit?"

Question 2

You're told you're very cherubic looking on LIVE, what do you do?

Question 3

Dean Withers stares at you through a mirror, what do you do?

WELL DONE!

Yes! That is some high level withers-ing. You have passed the college of Deanus Politicus Carnivorus Paradoxus.


"You didn't just win the debate... you withered it."

"Logic Level: 0% | Charisma Level: Cherubic | Trump Impersonations: Flawless."

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FAILED

You failed to wither. Back to Question 1.